Jersey Shore season 2 episode 6

Guess what, "Jersey Shore" fans? Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola is done! She's done! Except she's not! She is not!  You'll recall that Sammi discovered (thanks to an anonymous note)  that boyfriend Ronnie Magro  had been fooling around with other women out at the clubs, and then returning home to sleep with her. I would have bet my last can of spray bronzer that Sammi actually meant it for once at the end of the last episode. After all, how humiliating is to be played for a fool in front of an audience of millions? But, it turns out, that's not the humiliating part. What really mortifies her is finding out via the anonymous note, even though she had begged everyone in the house to tell her if they saw Ronnie pawing at other girls.

At one point tonight, she tells her housemates, "Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a (bleeping) idiot." Psst, Sammi: You don't look like an idiot because you found out Ronnie's a jerk; you look like an idiot because you should have known Ronnie's a jerk.

Meanwhile, she and Ronnie appear to be on okay terms, and she even slips into his bed one night. Whaaa? Are they back together again or not? So when she says she's done, she really means she's done with Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, whom she fingers as the most likely super-secret note-writers.

Funny thing is, JWoww is none too pleased with Sammi either. First she's angry because she thinks Sammi is just going to forgive Ronnie again. When Snooki decides that she and JWoww should confess to Sammi that they wrote the note, they send Angelina Pivarnick into the house to fetch Sammi, but she refuses go outside to talk to them. "She's lucky I don't go in there and backhand her." JWoww says, stomping into the house, where she gets into Sammi's face, saying that everybody knew that Ronnie was cheating on her. Ronnie pulls a "who, me?" face while tribal drums begin to play. Sammi tells JWoww that she should have told her, because JWoww and Snooki were her closest friends in the house. When Sammi asks all the castmates who wrote the note, no one cops to it. JWoww reminds Sammi that she (off-camera) warned Sammi to get checked for STDs, because Ronnie told her during the hiatus that he hooked up with a girl in a bathroom on Long Island, then returned to Sammi's bed that night. Yeah, Sammi! Look it up in the thesaurus! Get checked = Your boyfriend is cheating on you, ya big dummy. Then Ronnie piles on JWoww, essentially saying that if she had been a real friend to Sammi, she would have told her what a scumbag he is the moment she found out instead of waiting a week. Awesome.

The next day, Sammi is freezing out JWoww and Snooki, refusing to help them shop, tote groceries or cook the Sunday night dinner for the rest of the house. Sammi doesn't even eat the dinner, only picks at her salad, which further pisses JWoww off. Sammi, meanwhile, is bonding with Angelina. When Sammi asks her whether JWoww and Snooki wrote the letter, Angelina gets a coy smile on her face that all but confirms it. This, despite JWoww warning Angelina on several occasions that she's going to go medieval on her if she tells Sammi they wrote the note.

The gang heads out that night to a club, where Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio gets drunk and has to be helped home and into bed. When JWoww talks to her boyfriend on the phone, she matter-of-factly mentions this, then goes to her room. Angelina tells Sammi and Ronnie in a scandalized whisper that JWoww told her boyfriend that Pauly D was drunk. "Was she talking s---?" Sammi asks. "Yeah," Angelina answers. Vinny "Please MTV Give Me a Storyline That Doesn't Revolve Around Eye Infections" Guadagnino says he heard both conversations, and didn't appreciate Angelina's attempt at stirring the pot. So he steps up to the plate and ... tattles to JWoww. JWoww squares her shoulders and returns to the living room to confront Angelina, who denies talking smack about Pauly D. JWoww is asking Angelina why she cares so much about her conversation with her boyfriend when Sammi pipes up, "Who gives a f---? JWoww wheels around and starts in on Sammi: "What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?"

There's cursing and yelling and more back-and-forth about that godforsaken note. JWoww gets up in Sammi's face, then Sammi gets up in JWoww's face, and then JWoww clamps her hands over Sammi's ears and pushes her head away. Sammi manages to smack JWoww in the face, but JWoww expertly grabs her hair and takes her down. Is anyone surprised by JWoww's prowess? Not me. As first Angelina and then Ronnie and Snooki move in to break things up, Sammi pops back up, but JWoww pushes her head down again. They both hit each other in the face, and ... scene! More girlfight is promised next week.

Some other stuff happens. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino unceremoniously kicks a girl out of bed and later vibes with an apparent transsexual without realizing she's a he; Vinny and Snooki hook up, and Snooki is impressed with his, um, dimensions ("It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole"); and Angelina and a very drunk Pauly D smooch a little.